SMASH is renewed for a second season, Fact or Fiction? That’s a fact, Jack. Actors all over New York are thankful for another season of potential TV work and I’m delighted to host our favorite blogosphere TV gameshow. Everyone, get your buzzers out. This season we have big prizes behind door number one so I hope you spent your hiatus studying up on theater facts and fictions.
Please take a moment to read the game rules before activating your buzzers.
I am here to remind you that I am in total support of the fact that the show is, in fact, a TV show–a fictional drama–not a documentary. Right? Right. Good. Please initialize your understanding of this fact here: ______. We are not out to do anything except use the show as a launching point for fun conversation about the theater world. Based on the success of A Chorus Line and other backstage shows, we here at My Own Space assume there is a basic appreciation and curiosity of what happens behind the scenes on Broadway. Or else, one might rightly ask, what in the world are you doing reading this blog. Right? Right. If you can’t sing at least part of the song “Tomorrow”, you’re in the wrong place, tough guy, and maybe you should go here instead.
Truth be told, you don’t really even need to watch the show to play along, but you might be confused at points and you will not win the grand prize which is hidden behind door number one and is probably a signed copy of J-Huds Weight Watchers book.
My name is Sharon Wheatley, I’ve done some Broadway shows, and I will be your host. Be sure to read the comments after the blog because that’s where I will be debated and corrected by all my insider-y Broadway friends and it is half the fun. Reminder that we keep things clean and informative here on My Own Space. If you want to trash talk there are exactly 5,872,017 Broadway message boards where you can do that.
We start the season with a double header and will cover the episodes “On Broadway” and “The Fallout” so grab a snack, but please open all cough drops and candy wrappers quietly in this live theater environment. Cell phones off. Game buzzers on.
Here we go. Lights up…cue theme music….
I will make a series of statements based on events in this weeks episode, and then give my opinion on whether the statements are “fact” or “fiction”. You play along. Get your buzzers ready.
1) Before the opening credits are done rolling we see three people get out of black town cars so we know important people on Broadway get the perk of a car service. Fact or Fiction?
Fact. Not always, not everyone, but yes, one of the big perks of Broadway is a car service, and yes, the cars always seem to be black although more frequent is a black Suburban. So who got in a town car?
1) Karen: who would have one because she plays the lead role. But this is not always a done deal, so push your agent if you book a lead on Broadway. And as a side bonus occasionally, very occasionally the understudy of the lead role gets to use the star’s car when the understudy goes on.
2) Eileen: who would have one because she’s Anjelica Huston. Oh, I mean the producer.
3) Derek: who would have one because he’s a famous director (not all directors are going to get a car service).
Who’s seen hailing a low-brow yellow cab? Ivy the Understudy. Who, in truth, should be shlepping her bag down the steps to the subway because cabs are pricey for the unemployed.
Let’s talk a bit about a producer getting a show booked in a Broadway theater quickly. To get this just right I had to make a call on the sly to a producer who shall remain nameless but had big opinions about the character of Eileen.
2) It is possible to get a big theater like the St. James in a week. Fact or fiction?
Wait. What? I was totally yelling at the TV saying no way NO WAY could you book the St. James in a week. Totally fiction. But then, just because I would never want to mislead you fine readers, I used my phone a friend option and dialed directly to a big Broadway producer who agreed to talk as long as he’s Deep Throat.
DEEP THROAT: Look, New York City is a real estate game, we all know that, and the theater owners make all the money. They survive by playing a constant game of Who Can Make Me The Most Money? If a show seems to have **legs (**fancy producer show speak for “it will run for a long time”) and ** capitalize (**earn back its initial investment) and will then run and make a lot of money, a show can absolutely find a theater in a week. Okay, that said, it isn’t going to happen for a new producer. You have to have earned your stripes and they have to trust you. Truth: Eileen is based on the real life Broadway producer Fran Weissler, and while she and Barry (Weissler) aren’t divorced, that is absolutely who Eileen is modeled after. Frannie Weissler is part of a power couple. If she wanted the St. James in a week, she’s get the St. James in a week. And everyone wants the St. James because it’s big.
3) When a show is coming to Broadway they have a big party to announce it with all the press there and they perform songs from the show and maybe Jennifer Hudson who is appearing in another show that is unrelated to the show would perform too, (and, and, and…I could go on but I won’t.) Fact or Fiction?
Fiction. Every morsel of it. They save that kind of event for late in the rehearsal process and then they do a press “Meet and Greet” where everyone is interviewed and they perform from the show and Jennifer Hudson is not there (even though this blog writer is thrilled to hear her singing on SMASH). As Deep Throat said, “No producer would risk a press event like that because if the songs are bad you are dead in the water.”
The following text came in later from Deep Throat: “The producer could set a ‘press performance.’ Dangerous, but could do it.
4) Michael Riedel. Fact or Fiction?
Fact. And, by the way, making him a character on the show–where he plays himself–is a really great way to get some good press from a snarky New York Post reporter known for taking shows down.
5) All Broadway capitalizations come from reputable and reliable investors. Fact or Fiction?
In a move commonly referred to as being “Sprecherized”, not all investments are sound. (I am providing some info from Wikipedia if you do not know about the Rebecca Scandal I capitalize both because the scandal was as big as the show. Actually bigger. If you know about it, scroll on down to the ***.)
From the “you can’t make this shit up” category:
In 2012, Sprecher was involved in a scandal surrounding an attempt at mounting the musical Rebecca on Broadway. As the project’s lead producer, Sprecher was forced to delay the musical on September 8, 2012, two days before rehearsals were slated to begin, when he announced that a major investor had died. According to Sprecher, this investor had committed $4.5 million, more than a third of the show’s $12 million capitalization.
The “deceased investor” was later identified as Paul Abrams, a South African businessman who had allegedly fallen ill after contracting malaria. Sprecher asserted that he had never met Abrams nor had a single conversation with him, despite Abram’s investment in the musical. Some members of the Broadway community raised suspicion, including Robert E. Wankel, president of The Shubert Organization and a six-figure investor in Rebecca as well as the owner of its intended theater, the Broadhurst.
On September 26, Sprecher announced to the cast that due to new financial commitments, rehearsals for the musical would now commence on October 1.The day before these rehearsals were about to start, Sprecher announced that he had failed to raise enough funds for the musical. He claimed that a new investor had been lined up and ready to commit, but backed out following an anonymous email advising the individual to distance themselves from the project.
Mark Hotton of West Islip, New York, was revealed as the middleman between Ben Sprecher and Paul Abrams on October 3. A 2011 civil fraud lawsuit against Hotton claimed he had a “long history of criminal misconduct and fraud”. Sprecher’s lawyer Ronald Russo later announced that Paul Abrams did not exist, and asserted that Sprecher had been tricked by Hotton into believing the validity of Abrams. The case is currently the subject of a criminal investigation by the FBI, though no charges have yet been made.
Now let’s play a fun game of Who’s Who, which has been happening in my Facebook Newsfeed all night and at one point I was so wrong that I almost had to give my Equity card back. Let me try to redeem myself here.
6) Famous people playing themselves:
1) Jordan Roth: President and partial owner of Jujamcyn Theaters. They own and operate five Broadway theaters, including the much mentioned St. James.
2) Harvey Fierstein: Actor, writer and all around theater royalty. Best known for penning La Cage, Newsies, and Torch Song Trilogy and originating Edna Turnblad in Hairspray.
3) Michael Riedel: Snarky and scoopy New York Post reporter.
6) Famous people playing other people:
1) Jennifer Hudson playing Veronica Moore who is really Audra McDonald. Right? Broadway sweetheart with numerous TONY awards? Could also be Sutton Foster or Angela Lansbury, but my money is on it being modeled after McDonald and her four TONYS. Or is it five now? I’ve lost count. But hey, J Hud, welcome to SMASH and you sound great.
2) Jeremy Jordan playing Jimmy the angry hipster composer from Greenpoint. Jeremy is best known for originating the lead role in Newsies (cross reference with Harvey Fierstein) and being the object of all 14-year-old girl’s affections, including my daughter who only left her Skype chats long enough to come in the room when he was on the screen.
3) Brynn O’Malley as Derek’s agent and table dancer. Brynn O’Malley is a Broadway actress from numerous shows and is currently in Annie as Grace Farrell. She happens to be one of my besties so she gets a special shout out. She is also a regular contributor to this blog and if I can talk her into it, maybe we will do a little vlog interview later this week about her experience filming SMASH. She tells a good story, so check back for that.
4) Krysta Rodriguez as Ana, Karen’s floozy new roommate. Broadway fans will best remember her as Wednesday in The Addams Family.
5) Margo Martindale as mystery woman named Miriam that had something to do with the American Theater Wing. Maybe she was the President? Margo Martindale has a long and varied resume, and I am ashamed to say that she was the actress I didn’t recognize (but I now idolize).
6) Shout outs: Mary Testa, Jackie Hoffman and Cheyenne Jackson, all of who were in Xanadu on Broadway (and many other things, but I love that they were all in the same sentence and the same show).
7) Hipster parties in Greenpoint, Brooklyn are regularly interrupted by a musical theater serenade. Fact or fiction?
Fiction. We all just wish musical theater was that cool.
8) Everyone puts their address on their headshot and resume. Fact or fiction?
Well that’s a fact if you want to get stalked, but let’s call it fiction if you want to have any chance of survival. In reality, you only list your agency information and if you do not have an agent you put your cell phone and/or an email address. This was much debated on my Facebook page because some people felt it was Krysta who hand wrote the address on Karen’s resume, but they never say that or show it, so I feel it is my duty to make sure you all heed the warning. No addresses on resumes. Okay? Okay.
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February 6, 2013. Thanks to The Pittsburgh Post-Gazette for writing about SMASH Fact or Fiction.
April 2012: Thanks to New York Magazine for naming SMASH Fact or fiction to its Approval Matrix.
May 2012: Thanks to vulture.com for citing SMASH Fact or fiction in an interview with Megan Hilty.
Thanks for playing!
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